I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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