how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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