Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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