My liver just broke up with me...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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