It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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