I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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