I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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