I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
All the doctor said was why
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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