Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Randomize
