question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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