we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
