: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I AM VODKA MAN
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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