Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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