This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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