My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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