Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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