so explain again why im purple
no
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Who died my cat blue again?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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