Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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