I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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