It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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