some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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