i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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