I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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