I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
