so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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