What a fucking waste of an outfit
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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