Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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