Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We left an ass print on the piano.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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