Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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