yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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