spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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