i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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