You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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