They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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