i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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