coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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