She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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