I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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