doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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