There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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