Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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