Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The power of my boobs compel you
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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