I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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