So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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