it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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