Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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