you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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