When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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