doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're my little dorito
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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