turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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