okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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