I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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