it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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