called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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