I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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